“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
“Here, I bought you the thing”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”
“just take it”
“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”
I spill tea everywhere
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embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
Please just take photoshop away from me
HELP
(via i-stole-a-time-lord)
courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.
FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
(Source: kangaroosdontfly, via get-into-the-snogbox)
SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER
CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
DEAN & CHANDLER HAVE ALREADY COME UP WITH A LIST OF SMARTASS REMARKS TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID
OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST
(via niftynicky21)
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via cocopbblez)
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
we always end up here dont we
(via fourteenth-chair-cello)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc, via donjonsadickshun)
(Source: ohmysupernatural, via fourteenth-chair-cello)
- mom: where did you get those booty shorts jake
- me: you know i'm gay, not my story
(Source: trenchcoatandhalo, via cuddlingcastiel)
- sam has a ban on playing ‘heat of the moment’ in the impala
- he stays extra close to Dean on tuesdays
(via itwasthegay-angelman)
