May252013

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

“Here, I bought you the thing”

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”

“just take it”

“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

(via modern-times-vintage-mind)

8AM

george0malley:

embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them

(via birdismostdefinitelytheword)

7AM
watermelonwings: suchwonderfulthings: Please just take photoshop away from me HELP

watermelonwings:

suchwonderfulthings:

Please just take photoshop away from me

HELP

(via i-stole-a-time-lord)
7AM
the-winchester-initiative: Everything makes sense now

the-winchester-initiative:

Everything makes sense now

(Source: nane-hen)
7AM
meera-reed: somewhereovertherainbowww: courage. from the beginning. until the end. FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

meera-reed:

somewhereovertherainbowww:

courage.

from the beginning.

until the end.

FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

(Source: kangaroosdontfly, via get-into-the-snogbox)
7AM

who-lock-loki-lover:

mishasminions:

SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER

CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT

DEAN & CHANDLER HAVE ALREADY COME UP WITH A LIST OF SMARTASS REMARKS TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID

OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST

(via niftynicky21)
7AM

cutiebatch:

claraoswinwilliams:

#each time river and the doctor refer to each other as “my husband” and “my wife” i literally want to leap from my window #so many feels #ugh #perf otp is perf

yES ^

(via leanisilver)
May242013

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

(via cocopbblez)

11PM

thearchangeltrickster:

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

image

we always end up here dont we

(via fourteenth-chair-cello)

11PM
stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc, via donjonsadickshun)
11PM
zucchinis: wake up disney

zucchinis:

wake up disney

(via irisowl)
11PM

(Source: ohmysupernatural, via fourteenth-chair-cello)
11PM
  • mom: where did you get those booty shorts jake
  • me: you know i'm gay, not my story
10PM

(Source: trenchcoatandhalo, via cuddlingcastiel)
10PM

thefallengarrison:

  • sam has a ban on playing ‘heat of the moment’ in the impala
  • he stays extra close to Dean on tuesdays

(via itwasthegay-angelman)

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